Ten.Two Thousand, Seven Hundred & Thirteen

1. He’s still here.

2. PGE says the power will be restored by 6:15 a.m. It’s 6:08, and I am dubious. It’s 6:13, and I am still not a believer. By 6:30, we decide to turn on the generator so we can shower.

3. Now I can paint the rest of my nails.

4. She says that I don’t look like someone who had to get ready without power. I tell her that I’ve been doing this for almost six years now; we’ve got a system.

5. The warlock has sent his report.

6. But now we need an energy clearing.

7. It’s just because we’re Scorpios.

8. The audacity.

9. I tell her that it’s because we had our meeting, which was like not working, and then we rolled right into lunch, which is also not working.

10. One more day.