Ten.Two Thousand, Five Hundred & Seventy-Five

1. Just one more day of Homecoming week.

2. Decaf + decaf + decaf.

3. I called it.

4. But everything is a big deal at this age.

5. So many girls. So many cheap and ugly dresses.

6. I overhear two moms say they are from Willits and Middletown. And they drove all the way here for this?

7. Soggy Wetzel’s pretzels.

8. Silent treatment.

9. Cactus in the knee.

10. Give them a little freedom, but they don’t know how to act.